Tuesday, November 29, 2011

TMI Tuesday - 11/29

Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)
I guess that depends on how you define nerd. I looked up the word and there are many connotations, so I went with this one from the Urban Dictionary: "An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him." I like this definition. I must say that there's nothing better to me than a man with brains and if he can spell too, then I'm hooked. I'm not the smartest woman going - I don't have superior skills or even great intellect, but I do love to be mentally (and physically and sexually, too!) challenged and pushed to expand and learn and grow. My mind needs to be busy and likes to have information to process - I'd even read a cereal box rather than do nothing. I don't see any reason to fear this type of person, but only see it as a welcome opportunity to broaden my own horizons.

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)
First of all, let's be clear - I'd never make it to a beauty pageant in the first place. Given that, I struggle to pick a section here where I'd shine. I guess I'd have to say talent, though I don't really have any very outstanding talents that would be appropriate for a pageant. The interview wouldn't go well, because I'm horribly shy. Swimsuit? Evening wear? Sigh...I won't even go there - not even close to pageant-worthy.

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
Frankly, it's all an eyesore to me, but if I had to pick something that was eye candy, perhaps my eyes. I don't think there's anything special about them as such, but they're okay.

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop
Thank goodness for the female genitalia. What's with these hard questions today!? lol

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee
I'd go for the dog food. I need my knees. ;) The worst that would happen with the dog food is that I'd lose some weight - I can afford that.

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
Wow. Thankfully, I cannot answer this one from experience, however I think I'd probably tuck them in my purse (using the ziploc bag from my lunch if it was a serious accident) and just go commando.

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  1. Your answer to #1 was excellent. Few things turn us on more than intelligence. We love being mentally engaged and challenged. I'm surprised that Jill didn't make the "I need my knees" comment. She's usually pretty good about not letting a sexual reference get by her.


  2. RESEARCH!! my kinda of girl!! love answer to #1.

  3. "I need my knees"

    Confession : I completely missed that comment until Jack referenced it. I'm not usually slow on the uptake when it comes to dirty innuendos. Must. Blog. More.

  4. 1. When I was little I used to read the cereal boxes or packaging of things during breakfast. I did it ALL the time.

    2. Don't be modest. It must be talent.

    3. I'll bet L thinks you're all eye candy.

    5. Not hard... is he straight, crooked or uncircumcised?