Tuesday, February 19, 2013

TMI Tuesday - 2/18

Fill In The Blanks!

It’s TMI Tuesday time again. L did such a great job answering the TMI questions for me last week, I seriously considered giving him the job permanently...but I'd miss it too much.  Here goes!

Fill in the blanks.
1. I’m the type of person that likes to be dominated in bed.
2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would say 'Of course, L!' .
3. The worst part about running when I am naked is the black eyes .
4. I regret my first anal experience.
5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was anal sex.
6. Recently, I blew someone.  :P
Bonus:   You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?  Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!  

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

TMI Tuesday - 2/12

Evidently V is out clubbing with her friends or some such because I got a garbled text message to the effect of "Can't do TMI this week, please be a dear and answer it for me".  So without further ado I shall answer as I think V might.


Fantasy & Role play
Valentine’s Day may be for lovers but everyday is for sexy, imaginative, fun, kinky people. Keeping your sex life exciting means switching it up a bit, and getting creative. One way to do that is to bring your fantasies to life with role-playing.
1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.
d.d.d.d.d I am so much more than a double D and I have the wigs, outfits and bruises to prove it.
2. What scenario peaks your interest most? Why?
a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.
c. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff in our mischief bag. Well actually you might you kinky people.
3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?
a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell

b Dungeons have so many interesting possibilities.
4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer

All of the above, well as long as you allow me to substitute a crop for a whip.
5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?
a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore - Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!
b. Kinky Cook - It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.
c. Naughty Maid - Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.
d. Doctor Love - Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.
e. Frisky Fireman - A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.
c Naughty Maid, L seemed to appreciate how I left everything spick and span.
Bonus:  Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.

I don't want to give too much away but it involved a white blouse, a plaid skirt, some lube and a desk.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

TMI Tuesday - 2/5

The Erotic Home

I don't currently live in a household where sex flourishes, so it is never a consideration when buying anything, however I have no doubt that if I were living in a home with L, that even the pancake flipper would be purchased with sex in mind.  Between that knowledge and also having vacationed with him a number of times over the years, I think I'd have sufficient data to respond to these questions, keeping that scenario in mind.

1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?
Yes!  The purchase of a bed frome would absolutely involve ensuring there were posts or some other means of tying off rope.  We've managed in beds with no posts by running rope from side to side under the bed or tying off to the feet, but posts make it so much easier!

2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?
On one of our vacations, there was a huge sofa in the living room, very deep and long enough that L was able to lie down comfortably (he is very tall!).  It was so wide we were able to snuggle down together watch tv.  I'm sure if it were in our own home, we'd probably use it for sex at some point. So I have to believe that other furniture items might be judged for their use also.  Table heights would be another consideration.

3. Have you ever had anyone else (friend, mom) say a piece of your furniture was inappropriate because it was clearly for sexual purposes?
No.  We'd really love to get some of that Liberator furniture, but that would be pretty hard to conceal.

4. Do you have a piece of furniture that has a stain caused by bodily fluids (baby vomit not included)?
No, but only because I'm meticulous about cleaning up after ourselves. :D

5. Do you have anything in your beside table you wouldn’t want your father or mother to know about?
Since that's where I keep my toys, yes.  I'd rather my children didn't find them either.

6. Do you own any exercise equipment that is useful for sex?
I have exercise equipment, but nothing that I could imagine using for sexual purposes.

7. Aside from your bedroom, what room do you have sex in most often?
The games room. 

8. Do you have any electronics (TV, stereo) etc in your bedroom that are on during sex?
No, but most often when we are in the games room, there is porn playing on the big screen tv!