Monday, October 31, 2011

Question: this is for each of you : how old were you when you had your first sexual experience?

Question: This is for each of you: How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?

V says: I've always been very sexual. I remember getting caught masturbating when I was just 7 or 8 years old - I think my poor mother is still in therapy for that. I remember she asked me why I was “doing that” and I responded “Because it feels good.” I can still see her moving her hand to her chest as she audibly gasped. Although that was the only time I was caught, I’m sure it wasn’t my first time and I know it wasn’t my last. As far as sexual intercourse is concerned, I was late to that party, and not by choice. I was kept on an extremely short leash and was incredibly sheltered until I was married off. Nonetheless I found a way around the stifling rules and had sex for the first time when I was 19.

L says: I've been pleasuring myself as long as I can remember. I didn't have carnal knowledge of a woman until I was 18, but not to worry - I'm making up for lost time with V.

Ask me anything

We Said: Busy Times

As I write this, L is off on yet another business trip. Life has been extremely busy for us these past couple weeks, both at home and work, so although we have made time to get together and share lunch, we have been short on play time.

Not to worry, though - it won't be long until we are through this busy period and will have more time to spend together. So stay tuned - we promise we'll be back with more sexy stories soon!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Our HNT #49

L has such a cute ass.....

 sometimes I just can't help myself!


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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

TMI Tuesday - 10/18

Tell Me More About You!

It’s TMI Tuesday again. You know that dreaded interview question “Tell me about you/yourself?” Who the hell knows how to answer that! These questions are a lot more fun (and easier) way to Tell Us More About YOU

P.S. Based on your answers we will make snap judgements and form stereotypical opinions about you

1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me?

Maybe my tattoos and piercings. I'm very shy though, so it's unlikely I'd be having this conversation anyway.

2. What was the last thing you regret buying?

I am a very careful shopper, so I really don't regret the things I buy, because my purchases are well-researched before I ever get to the store. Oh - I can say I regret cheating and buying that chocolate bar on the weekend.

3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very happy

This depends on what aspect of my life we're talking about. Certainly there are areas where I'm a 1 or 2, but overall I think I'm a pretty happy person, so based on that, I'll say 4.

4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?

I said goodnight to L on IM. He didn't answer right away, so I went and brushed my teeth and got undressed and into bed and still no response. I didn't feel like I could wait another moment, because I was so tired I couldn't keep my eyes I signed out and shut my eyes hoping he wasn't put out that I just said goodnight and zzzzzzzzzzz....

5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!”
Hmmm.....lots of good things happen to me all the time, so it's hard to choose. I have to say that the thing that made me happiest this past week was that I started to feel incrementally better than I had been in a long time. I've been struggling with my health for a while now and I seem to have finally turned the corner!

Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?
If you've read my writing at all, you know that it's got to be the exclamation mark! It's very versatile - it can denote extremes of all sorts - surprise, pain, anger, pleasure and best of all, happiness!

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Sunday, October 16, 2011

We said: When Life Gives You Lemons...

L and I were chatting about some of the funny things that have happened to us, as well as some of the toys or positions we tried that didn't work out for us for one reason or another. We had such a good laugh remembering these stories, that we decided to share some of them with you. In fact, we have already written about some of them - about having his coworker walk in on me half-naked and our experience with the satin flogger and the Wartenburg wheel, for example - but there are several other stories that we've never written about that you might enjoy.

One such time, L decided he'd like to pin some clothespins on my nipples. Now my nipples are quite tiny and I just could not tolerate them at all. This was especially embarrassing, since L attached them on his own even smaller nipples to show me and kept them on for a few minutes and didn't even grimace. We subsequently bought some nipple clamps that have a dial right on the clamp that allows you to adjust how hard they squeeze and those work out fine for me.

You wouldn't think based on what V has gone through in the posts including me biting her nipples quite hard that she would laugh when I applied a clothespin to those self same nipples but instead her eyes almost bugged out and before 3 seconds had elapsed she was begging me to remove it. Always the good sub though she didn't remove them herself.

That's true - you do bite very hard....hard enough that you usually leave bite marks...but somehow it's different! Your bites are a huge turn-on, but the clothespins...not so much...they just hurt.

I read a blog post over at Shibari's Confessions about vampire gloves. I thought they were the coolest thing. I love to have my back stroked and scratched and L often runs his nails and finger pads along my back as we lie snuggling. I like to do the same to him. I thought that the vampire gloves could be an extension of that. After mulling it over for a while, I ordered a pair online and after a short wait, got them and brought them to show L. He was singularly unimpressed with them. He tried to put them on, but his hands are so large that even though they are stretchy, it was a real struggle. Once his hand was part way in, he tried them on me, but rather than making long strokes of varying degrees of pressure, which is what I would have done, he pressed his hand into my skin in a couple different areas and then tried a quicker patting motion - neither of which had much impact. I tried them on him and he said he'd rather the feel of my hands, so the vampire gloves were packed away, never to see the light of day again. (See what I did there! hehehe)

Hmmm maybe we should dig those suckers out of the mischief bag and give them a try again. I was thinking more of the ouchy factor than the stimulation factor. Or maybe I should just get out V's favourite toy, the ping pong paddle.

"Favourite", my!

Yet another time, when I had decided that I wanted to try anal with L, he suggested I go to the sex shop and purchase a butt plug. His idea was that I could try it on my own and get used to being penetrated so that I'd know what to expect when we were together. I looked at the butt plugs in the sex shop and was, the size of some of them. Some were thicker than my wrist! Anyhow, I bought what I thought I'd be able to tolerate, which in retrospect was tiny - even smaller than the width of a finger. It ended up that L was the first to insert it into me and it went in so easily, I couldn't believe it was actually in there. I was expecting something far worse than it was. I don't think we've had much use for that plug since - we have a few much larger ones now, though none are anywhere the size of the ones I saw that first day. I try to keep them around the same width as L's cock - that seems to work out fine.

Hey sexy, did you forget about the glass one? I tried it out first and wrote about it in some long distant post but when you tried it you inexplicably just couldn't get used to the feeling of it. The biggest problem with butt plugs is they are more like butt rockets. If you don't hold those suckers in they come shooting out at the most inopportune times.

I did forget about that plug, actually. I recall you couldn't get it in without killing me and turned it over to me, not wanting to hurt me...and then I had the same problem. I don't think it was that it was so large, but possibly more to do with insufficient lube. I think when a dildo or butt plug is glass there is an idea that it is already quite smooth and that you don't need as much lube, which is not the case.

Sometimes, it's not the toys that are funny. There have been times when we've wanted to try some new (to us) sexual positions and they just don't work out for us. L is nearly a foot taller than I am and that can sometimes make for interesting times. It can feel like we're playing Twister just doing something as simple as a 69, for example. It can also be a real struggle if I want to ride him and kiss him at the same time. In fact, even though L is a slim man, my legs are just barely long enough for my knees to be on the floor once I've straddled him. Thank goodness - I love riding that man's cock!

The other problem with the height disparity is doggie style, last time we tried it we just couldn't get the angles right and you ended up on top of me.

Oh, yes - that was just recently. We can do doggy style (which I love!) if I am standing and leaned over a chair or desk. Well, I usually have to also stand on something to get a little height, but yeah. On hands and knees, this position doesn't work for us at all. I think it's actually a combination of two things - the difference in our sizes and also the makeup of our anatomies - well, my anatomy anyway. L has to get almost up underneath me in order to be able to penetrate me because of the angle.

We really need to get some of that sex furniture we keep seeing.

Yes! I think that would be very helpful to us. I keep looking at those wedges.

At yet other times, either he or I will say something funny while in the middle of sex and we get the giggles. In my defense, it can be hard to string a sentence together when I am being well fucked. Sometimes L will say something silly, like ask me if I came after I just obviously exploded in pleasure. Neither of us is Shecky Green, but I think we both certainly appreciate the humour that we each bring to the relationship. Our times together are filled with sex, yes, but also with lots of laughter, happiness and fun. After all, isn't that what it's all about?

Who is Shecky Green? Really my dear, you are showing your age. How about neither of us is Chris Rock, or is he already dated?

Huh...maybe you are a "Granny effer " after all. ;)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Question: what band are u on? now i wanna hear ur songs? what genre?

V says: The goal of every performer is to share their music or dance - or whatever - with as broad an audience as possible. Unfortunately, due to the nature of our blog, I cannot share with you the band details, including what we sound like. What I can tell you that the band I'm currently in plays covers of everything from 50's/60's, classic rock from the 70's and even some more current stuff. Membership has changed throughout the years as people come and go. We are well received and always have a very positive reaction from our audiences. What you know and have seen of me already would be sufficient to pick me out in the group, so I can't divulge any more!

Ask me anything

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Our HNT #48

One thing about L....

 ....he's very cheeky!


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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

TMI Tuesday - 10/11

Have and Have Not

This week’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by An Optimistic Virgin. Read her Have and Have Not for inspiration and HAVE FUN creating yours.

List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.

1. Eaten my dinner out of a calabash.
2. Performed in front of thousands of people.

3. Had a single job interview in three different languages.

4. Flown in several different configurations of aircraft built to accommodate 5 or fewer passengers.

5. Learned to read and write before I was 3.

List five (5) things you have not done that other people probably have done.

1. I've never seen The Wizard of Oz, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Bambi or other movies considered standard childhood fare.

2. I've never dressed up and gone out trick-or-treating for Hallowe'en.

3. I've never lived alone (or even shared) and been responsible for making my own decisions.

4. I've never played with traditional children's toys. I've always been a bookworm (see 5. above) and always been around lots of adults and not many other children, so was always much more mature for my age than is usual.

5. I've never been drunk. Tipsy, yes....but never to the extent that I couldn't be responsible for my own actions.

Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?
I can't think of anything odd or crazy that stands out. I've definitely done "stupid", but not "odd" or "crazy" that I can recall. As for kinky...I've done lots and lots of kinky things with L, but I suppose the kinkiest thing I've done is wearing a strap-on and having anal sex with a woman while engaged in a threesome.

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Monday, October 10, 2011

He said: Lunch in the Park

We have had varied experience with sex outdoors. Always fun, though once interrupted by the police, so it was not without a bit of trepidation that I found myself on a warm sunny afternoon recently thrusting into V's tight wet pussy on our blanket in that same park.

V and I had decided to get together for lunch and the weather was uncharacteristically warm so I grabbed the blanket as I went out to meet V at the car. As V drove I unpacked our latest box of sex toys from Eden Fantasys. Previous experience and exploration had shown up a much better place for our assignation, a hilltop picnic site with only one access road. V parked her car on the road which would stop anyone from driving up on us unawares.

We walked to a picnic table to eat, I finished first and as V continued eating I walked around to find a good spot for us to have some fun. When she was done I brought V back to the spot I had found, a sunny spot behind some trees that would block anyone coming up the road from seeing us. I spread the blanket on the ground and V asked how we were going to do this. "Lying on your back with your legs spread", I replied. V seemed a bit surprised, she thought I was going to sit leaning up against a tree with her sitting on my lap. I undid my pants and let them fall to the ground. "I'm going to need some help from you first". Some snuggling and foreplay would have been nicer but were outside in a public place so we needed to get the job done.

V loves sucking cock and got on her knees. While I scanned the area V got busy getting me hard. "Do you think I'm hard enough to fuck you?" I asked. V nodded her assent and leaned back and pulled up her skirt. I slipped my cock into her, she was wet and ready. It was then I realized that the trees that blocked people from seeing us also blocked me from seeing them. V couldn't see anything and the problem with being in the woods became evident. There were constant noises around us, the pop and crack as something moved in the woods around us. How can a foraging squirrel sound as noisy as someone walking through the forest?

As I was listening and worrying about noises in the woods, V slipped her hand between our bodies. I thought she was going to rub her clit while I fucked her but instead she had the tiny High Intensity Bullet Vibrator we had received from our sex toy supplier Eden Fantasys between us in her hand and rested it against her pubic bone. It produced an interesting feeling for me but I thought it would fall out from between us. I was wrong and I fucked her on that blanket in the sun, her with her feet in the air with the little buzzing vibrator nestled between us.

I fucked V and she fucked back and even with the distractions of the woods we were both enjoying ourselves immensely. I told V I was going to cum and she told me to go ahead. I came and she followed shortly after. Soon afterwards I pulled out and stood up. After a quick cleanup on both our parts I was buttoned up, the blanket was folded and put away. We picked up our box of toys and headed back to the car, mission accomplished.

Later that day I received a text from V asking if I had the vibrator. I looked through the box and couldn't find it. I responded to V and told her when last I had seen the vibrator. After a minute she responded that she remembered that she had found it - it had been tucked in her bra. We have a few vibrators in our mischief bag but this new one is probably the only one that V could have put in her bra and not have noticed. We don't use vibrators very often but this one seems very promising.

She said: Outdoors in Autumn

I was flustered because I was late - I really hate being late. I was late because just as I was about to leave to meet L for lunch, someone dropped in on me and ended up staying for an hour. Not wanting to be rude, I nonetheless found it difficult to not keep checking my watch or looking like I was trying to hurry her up. Thankfully my original plan had been to leave an hour earlier than necessary in order to run some errands in L's neighbourhood before picking him up, so that by the time she left, it was just approaching the time I should have been pulling up in front of L's workplace.

I picked up my phone to find him and let him know I was running behind and noticed that he had sent me a message over 40 minutes previously to determine if I was still coming, as he had yet to hear from me for the day (which is very unusual). I responded to apologize that I was going to be late and asked if the revised timing still worked okay for him. He said it was fine, so I asked him what he'd like to have for lunch and left.

By the time I got to his area, both the car and I were running on empty. I had had a busy morning and hadn't as yet had a chance to eat anything. I stopped to fill up the car, then went and bought food and then made a third stop to the postal outlet to pick up our latest EF package. Then I texted L, "Got gas. Got lunch. Got package. Now I'm coming to get you!" He responded to say he'd meet me outside. I pulled up in front of his building and waited. Waited so long, in fact, that I dozed off with the sun shining on my face. L finally came out 20 minutes later and apologized - he got held up dealing with one of his employees.

We drove to the nearby Conservation Area. We found out last year that this park closes for the winter after Thanksgiving - that's the Canadian Thanksgiving, which is today. L guided me to a particular spot he had in mind. I turned off the main road and drove up an incline on a dirt road for a short way before it ended and I turned my car around to face back down the road and parked. We gathered the lunch, the package and another bag L had brought and walked up the hill. At the top, we chose a clean picnic table situated in the sun and sat and ate our lunch - wraps, a bag of chips and a drink. While we ate, L opened the package and started to check out our goodies. Eden Fantasys had sent us three sex toys and we're pretty excited about trying all of them.

When we finished eating, L got up and looked around, then wandered off through the trees while I stayed at the table and packed our items back in the box. The packaging went to the garbage bin, as did our lunch garbage. Finally, L returned. He picked up the bag he had brought with him off the table and said in a very authoritative tone, "Come with me." He turned and stalked off, not even looking back to see if I was following.

Reaching quickly back into the box, I grabbed the smallest of the items - a vibrator - and scurried off after him, leaving all our stuff on the table. I followed L through a stand of trees and into a small clearing on the other side, unscrewing the top of the little vibrator and inserting the battery as I went. He opened his bag and pulled out our blanket and spread it on the ground. Mmmmm....I had worn a skirt today, hoping this was part of his master plan. I slipped off my thong and tucked it in one of my shoes, along with the vibrator.

"How do you want me?", I asked. Especially since we were outdoors and in a fairly busy park, I expected him to say he'd sit with his back against a tree and have me ride him, but he surprised me with his answer.

"I want to fuck you lying on your back in the grass.", he responded.

Excited, I knelt on the blanket in front of him and helped him undo his belt, drop his pants and underwear, then took him in my mouth. I sucked him, feeling great pleasure every time I heard him moan or mutter words to communicate how good it felt. I listened carefully as I sucked, trying to parse out the sounds of the woods that surrounded us from any of human origin. Primed and ready for me, I lay back and pulled my skirt up. He knelt between my spread knees and entered me. I knew we'd have to be quick, after all we are outdoors in a public park naked from the waist down. We've had a run-in with the cops here before, so we try to be cautious. The longer we took, the more chance of being discovered, but as always, sex with L is fantastic and I really didn't want it to end.

I reached my arms out to the side and my hand brushed on my shoes. Remembering the High Intensity Bullet Vibrator I had tucked inside I grabbed it and turned it on, sliding it between us. I nestled the buzzing vibrator so that one end was close to his cock, busy sliding in and out of me and the other rested on my clit. He changed his stroke slightly, grinding the vibrator into my clit and trying to keep it there while he continued to fuck me. I left it there and stroked his back and his ass with my free hands. He whispered naughty things to me and I was very turned on. It wasn't long before he said he was going to cum. "Do it. Give it to me.", I whispered....and he did. I reached between us and turned the vibrator up one notch and pressed it into my clit. The hum almost immediately sent me over the edge. Wow. I can't believe that I've previously had no use for vibrators!

We cleaned up and headed back to the car, deciding that this had been the best outdoor experience we'd had up to now. It was certainly the most comfortable - unlike this forest encounter, it wasn't too hot, there were no mosquitoes and we had level ground - all good things! We were also a little sad that this park would be closed within days for the winter, so this was to be our last trip here for the year. I took L back to work and he took the box with our Eden Fantasys stuff in with him. I left him and went to the grocery store and then back across the city where I dropped my purchases off at home before getting ready to head back out to run more errands.

Suddenly, it hit me...what had happened to the vibrator? I messaged L, asking if he had the vibrator in the box. He checked and said he didn't. I searched my purse, the car and my bags with no luck - I had to find that vibrator! That vibrator found in the wrong place could get me into a lot of trouble. I messaged L back, saying that I had searched and been unable to find it. He responded to tell me the last time he saw it and his comment tweaked something in my memory. I laughed and thanked him for giving me the clue I needed, as I reached up to find the vibrator where I left it - snugly tucked in my bra!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Our HNT #47

It was a warm and breezy day - so lovely after having been rainy and chilly for several days - so we took to the outdoors to shoot our HNT this week. The theme for this week was to use Post-It notes. get to see our faces!


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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

TMI Tuesday - 10/4

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
This week’s TMI Tuesday idea is from Heelsnstocking

1. What’s the worst reason you have been given for breaking up?
I've been in very few relationships and only been involved in one breakup. It was nothing out of the ordinary.

2. What’s the worst reason you gave, to someone, for breaking up?
I've never had to break up with a partner.

3. Have you ever engineered the end of a relationship e.g doing something you know will put the other person off? If yes, what did you do?
Not exactly a "relationship", but I worked with a guy that just wouldn't leave me alone....he constantly asked me out. He was three years younger than I was, which when you're young is a lot. He used lines on me like "So....what are you doing for the next 50 years?" Ugh. I took pity on him and agreed to go out after work once...then I realized he wasn't old enough to get into the bar, so we had milkshakes instead! What a mistake that was - then I couldn't get rid of him. Everywhere I went, he showed up. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I tried to be just awful so he'd give up, but it didn't work. Finally he was horribly rude to one of my friends trying to stake out "his" territory and I snapped and let him have it and told him in no uncertain terms to leave me alone. I was finally free...but I felt terrible and ended up quitting my job over it.

4. Have you ever stayed with a partner just because you could not bear to end it?
Sigh. I guess that's where I am in my marriage now. It's actually not that I can't bear for it to end. I know and have accepted that it has to end - and I'm fine with that - but I am not yet strong enough to execute. The fallout will be great and I don't have the courage I'll need to deal with that backlash yet.

5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to end a relationship? What happened? Are you still friends?
I have a friend right now that has a husband that doesn't treat her well at all. She is part of a very tight-knit family and he is not only unkind to her, but he is also makes no effort to be part of her family or to get along with her young adult children (from a previous marriage) - in fact, he makes them feel almost unwelcome in their home. I told her outright when she confided in me that I think she deserves much better, but that she is the only one that can make that determination and that I'd support her regardless of her choices. I'd never push someone to make changes they are not ready to make.

Bonus: Have you ever been the cause of a relationship to end? Tell us about it.
No...and I hope never to be.

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Monday, October 3, 2011

We said: Morpheous Bondage Extravaganza 2011!

Did any of our readers have a chance to tune in to the live stream of Morpheous' Bondage Extravaganza Saturday night/Sunday morning? Though I was interested to view the stream, I didn't have the chance to watch online....but even better, L and I were able to go in person and we spent several hours there watching. It should come as no surprise to our readers that we both enjoy all aspects of bondage, particularly rope bondage. As I watched the riggers tie up the bunnies, I found myself wishing I was young and hot and in their place getting tied up too. I'm sure that L was not only watching closely to learn as much as possible and to get new ideas, but also enjoying all the all the hot young ladies getting tied. Why do we call them bunnies? The subjects of the ties all wore armbands with a rabbit outline on them. Bunnies seems like a nicer term than rabbits. Many of the women wore bunny ears at various times which reinforced the metaphor.

There was a bit of a lineup when we arrived and so we watched some riggers working in the two windows at the front of the building while we waited to get in. One rigger intricately tied his own single bent leg and suspended himself, inverted, while another male rigger tied and suspended a female bunny from multiple points on her body in the other window. We finally made it inside and didn't know what to look at first!

Music played throughout the open space, the beat throbbing and sexy. Tubular industrial beams were constructed along a roped off area the length of the room on each side with a vertical uprights of the same construction at each end. Suspension points were dotted along the length of the beams. In the middle of the room, four upright beams were connected across the tops provided a cube-shaped area for further demonstrations. There were about a dozen stations set up with riggers and bunnies in each one, demonstrating suspensions, pallet wrapping (I'm still dying to try this...hint, hint), using people as furniture and even needle play.

As fast as a bunny was tied and suspended, then they were let down, provided with aftercare and the rigger packed up to make way for another one. Sometimes a rigger would do one long elaborate tie/suspend session and yet others did quicker suspensions and then modified the suspensions several times to show different things that could be done - add a second leg, include bondage of toes or fingers, etc. After staying for a while we left to explore some of the other artistic displays that Nuit Blanche offered. Later on as the night grew quiet we decided to come back again. The line was gone and the room not as jam packed as before but the artistic ties were just as compelling.

Sometimes multiple bunnies were involved in a tie and in the case of an early morning needle play display, two bunnies were tied together, thin rope hooked around the needles. One bunny was seated in a chair while a second one leaned over her with one set of ropes trailing upward to the overhead suspension point while another set connected her to a second bunny and her needles, essentially leaving the top bunny neither able to raise up from her bent position without pulling on the needles embedded on the seated bunny, nor able to move lower to find a more comfortable position for fear of pulling on the needles in her back.

Another display of note involved palette wrap in the cube described above. A man was suspended vertically in the middle of the cube by only palette wrap, creatively and intricately woven through the uprights of the cube. Some pieces of the wrap were wide and sweeping, while others were twisted so that they were thin like rope and interconnected by an even finer web of even thinner palette wrap. The woman performing the wrap clearly enjoyed creating the labyrinthine design and the end result was just fantastic.

In yet another display, a tall bunny, dressed in all black in a bra top, slitted stockings, mini skirt and face mask and accessorized with a mini red top hat, red elbow-length gloves and red shoes - was tied and suspended from multiple points on her body. The same bunny earlier was secured, arms outstretched, to a bamboo pole, which in turn was suspended.

After spending more time on our second visit just before sunrise and the close of the event we decided to call it a night. We had a great time at the event, seeing enough to provide us with some new ideas for things to try as we learn more about rope bondage. In fact, I think a trip to the store is in order to buy some climbing gear so that we can try our own suspension.