Friday, September 28, 2012

L's NPOTW - Breasts at Midnight

The glow of the monitor as reflected off of V's magnificent breasts.

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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Morpheous’ Bondage Extravaganza 2012 is this Weekend!

On Saturday, September 29th, 2012 Morpheous’ Bondage Extravaganza returns to Toronto Canada with 12 hours of live bondage for you to enjoy. V and I attended last year and it was really cool, we are hoping to be able to make it this year. With over 90 rope enthusiasts performing awesome rope work MBE is the largest, open-to-the-public, erotic rope art event in the world. MBE runs from 7:03pm to 7:03am EST.

If you can't make it to Toronto MBE will also be streamed live at

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 9/25

Celebrity Sex-a-thon!

1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
I'm not really sure but according to I'm a pretty good match for Elvis Costello. Of course I am sexier but the final arbiter will have to be Diana Krall.

2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
Reese Witherspoon is the female celebrity I have always lusted for. Hottest male, that's pretty hard for me since I'm not really that attracted to men. Let me get back to you.

3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
Kathy Najimy. What can I say, I've always had a thing for nuns even if I'm not Catholic.

4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
Yes, the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape. Don't remember it well enough to comment on what I would do differently.

5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be there’s?
Can't really think of anyone off the top of my head.

6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
It would have to be the Dalai Lama, dessert would be his choice. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
A million is a lot of money, it would be really hard to say no.

In case you haven't figured it out yet V is not a big celebrity person so she has passed this one to the Libidinous Man to answer as I watch way more TV than she does.

Friday, September 21, 2012

L's NPOTW - Sun and Sand in September

Sandy toes and salty kisses

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 9/18

Strip for me, I’ll strip for you

1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?
I don't believe I ever have.  I've danced in front of L wearing a skimpy costume, but not naked, I don't think.  What prompted the experience?  I was taking a dance class and I had him play the music and showed him my moves prior to the stage show I danced in.

2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?
I've never been to a strip club, but would be interested in seeing what it's like, for sure.

3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?
See #2.

4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?
I think people work there by choice, not under duress.  They  may work there because they feel that the alternatives are not tolerable, but there is always a choice, so I don't think they being exploited at all.  I personally feel they are just another form of entertainment.

5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?
It's laughable to imagine I could command any sort of salary from stripping - not only do I not have the body of a stripper, but I am also quite shy.  Though I do perform (in a musical sense!) in front of large audiences quite a bit, I'm always part of a group and never naked, so I can't consider it the same thing!

6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?
No, I don't believe I have. 

7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?
Unless I was seriously liquored up or something...which is unlikely..I doubt this is something I'd ever venture to do. 

8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike … What is the sexy Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?
I'm not a movie watcher and in the few movies I've seen over the years, I can't recall any stripper scenes, memorable or otherwise.  I do recall, when hearing others talking about movies in open company, being very surprised that "Blow" and "Snatch" were not porn titles!  Good thing I'm quiet.  ;)

Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?
When I was young (around puberty) and struggling with all those new hormones and my sexuality, I remember expressing a desire to become a stripper when someone asked.  That was a conversation stopper, let me tell you!  My poor mother.  Anyhow, I don't think I really have a stripper fantasy as such, but it's possible I might have a bit of a fantasy to strip or give a lapdance to my partner.  I've taken a little class and have the moves down pat, but have never worked up the nerve to actually do it, partially because I don't think there's much interest there and partially because even though I know he'd never laugh at me, I'm still very self-conscious about the idea of it.  I may feel sexy, but I am well aware that feeling sexy and looking sexy are two different things, so I doubt it will ever become a reality.

Friday, September 14, 2012


 "It is only her in large portions of Canada that wonderous second wind, 
the Indian summer, attains its amplitude and heavenly perfection, -- the 
temperatures; the sunny haze; the mellow, rich delicate, almost 
flavoured air: Enough to live -- enough to merely be."
-   Walt Whitman, Diary in Canada

It started out as a picnic, but turned into so much more.  After a few days of cooler weather came a few days of glorious sunshine and warmer temperatures.  At this time of year, you never know when your last lunch outdoors will be - only the knowledge that there won't be many left.  Can you blame us for taking advantage?

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 9/11

This week’s theme “Orgasms” and the questions are brought to you by Naughty Tashamber.

1 – Do you remember your first orgasm? How old were you? Tell us about it.
I don't specifically remember my very first orgasm, but I do know that I have a distinct memory of masturbating to orgasm at around age six, though I didn't understand what it was, just that it 'felt good'.  I think my mom was traumatized.

2 – What is your favorite way to orgasm? (Sex, g-spot/p-spot, oral, etc).
I most enjoy orgasming during sex.  I find orgasms far more fulfilling when shared with a lover.

3 – Are there any ways you want to experience an orgasm but haven’t yet? (oral, p-spot/g-spot, with or without a vibrator, squirt, etc).
I'm pretty sure I've hit every applicable highlight here.  I guess I should pack up and move on....NOT!

4 – Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?
I have woken up from a sexy dream writhing and so heavily stimulated that just the lightest touch sent me over the edge, but I don't think I've orgasmed in my sleep.

5 – What is the easiest/fastest way for you to have an orgasm?
For me, I think a vibrator has the fastest results, but not necessarily the most satisfying results.

6 – How many times a week do you try to reach orgasm?
I normally have 3-4 per week, but that depends on the situation.  I don't masturbate very often, preferring to eschew orgasms until those times I am with my lover.

7 – Have you ever had an orgasm at the same time as your partner? Who normally cums first?
L and I have orgasmed at the same time many times, but it's more usual for me to cum first, followed by him...though it sometimes also happens the other way round where I encourage him to go ahead without me, knowing that I'm close and his climax is going to send me over the edge!  

8 – Can you have multiples?
Yes, it's possible for me - just depends on the day.  It's not unusual for me to cum two or three times during an encounter with L.  I'm sure if we had no time restrictions, that number might be higher.

9 – How long does it normally take you to reach orgasm?
Again, it depends.  Sometimes we're rushed or a bit distracted and no matter how I try to be present, I just can't get there.  Often it can take as much as 20 minutes and other times L has brought me to orgasm in less than 2 minutes. 

10 – Have you ever faked one?
I have faked it once or twice in the past, but it's not very honest.  I really cannot see any benefit to faking it unless you're having a day when it's not going to happen, but your partner has decided he's not moving on until you cum! 

With L I have never faked it.  A lot of the things we do are heavily based on trust and if he cannot trust my honest reactions, then it makes the actions less enjoyable for him, since he'd be always worried I was not being forthcoming.  I prefer to be up front with my partner - sometimes it's just not happening and that's okay.  It doesn't mean I'm not enjoying the journey or am adverse to being the conduit to his pleasure.  That in itself gives me pleasure.

Friday, September 7, 2012


The piercing pic didn't meet my quality standards so this week we'll move around to the back door. 
Naughty enough for you?

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 9/4

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions come from the wacky, inventive, and sexually creative mind of the late phoenix.

1. We are all incurable sex addicts, but name one thing—a job, a passion, a creative outlet, a collection—of yours you use as a replacement, a distraction from constantly thinking about sex 24/7.
I have a very busy life, so I don't think there is any one's a combination of many things.  I work, sometimes I travel for work, I have a household to maintain, people to feed, I have children, elderly parents, siblings and nieces and nephews that all turn to me for help constantly.  I also play in a couple bands as a hobby. It's a wonder I find time to think about sex at all, but yes, I do...and often.  I even dream about it.

2. Have you ever loved somebody so much you thought having sex with them would actually sully the pristine purity of that love?
Never.  It's true that sometimes sex is just sex, but when you find a person that you love to that extent, sex can be the embodiment of that love.  I would have to have sex with anyone I loved that much - it is, to me, the ultimate expression of that love.

3. If you could make love to yourself, would you? Describe this experience in full detail.
No...I'm definitely not my type.

4. Cum, are you a fan? Explain and expound.
Not all cum is created equal - I think it has a lot to do with ones' diet.  Until L, I had never swallowed anyone's cum before, much less had it in my mouth, but I found I enjoyed it.  It has a very pleasant taste.  I will often beg him to come on me, just because the thought of his cum on me - rubbed into my skin - is a big turn-on for me.  I also love it when he comes in me - more often than not, I can actually feel his hot release inside of me.  So I'd say overall I'm definitely a big fan of L's cum.  I'm not sure I could make that statement about anyone else's (thinking about past partners) but to be fair neither is it within my realm of experience.

5. Does it creep you out to know that God is watching you as you’re fucking?  
Well, it didn't until you mentioned it....

Bonus: Tell us something sexy that happened to you this week.
Oh wow....lots of sexy things happened this week!  I got a new jewel for my VCH piercing; I was fucked in the mouth, pussy and ass in a 2 hour sexapalooza after not seeing L for just over two weeks; we had a little private picnic with wine, cheese, crackers and fruit and we both attended an event (where the perception is that we are barely acquainted) and L broke protocol and ran his hand along my thigh which distracted me to the point where I lost my train of thought in the middle of a conversation.  A very sexy week!

Monday, September 3, 2012

We said: Afternoon Delight

It’s been a busy summer for us both.  We’ve been able to fit in some great times in between our regular meet ups – a camping day, beach day and a hike in the woods to name just a few.
We recently had a weekend day where, for once, we had no other family plans….we'd be able to spend a little more time together and not just be fitting in a short meet up between other obligations.  The problem with that is that there are so many things we could do with a little more time, it's hard to choose what to do with the time when we get it.  We still had some pot left and I suggested to L that we smoke some.  L was certain that there would have been a marked decline in its efficacy since we’d had it around for so long, so I suggested we try it and see - and if he really thought its potency so greatly reduced, then he should make the joint larger than usual.  I arrived just as he finished rolling a big fatty and I left my stuff in his office and we headed outside to smoke it.
I only took three or four good drags, so L had the bulk of it.  The last one I took sent me into a serious coughing fit and I had to decline any more.  As we went back inside, I asked what he thought of the potency and he thought he felt "just a bit" high.  We went back inside and set up in our favourite spot.  L had forgotten to bring our blanket, but had found a suitable alternative.  Being much, much larger than our blanket, I joked that it was a treat to have a king sized “bed” instead of just a double for a change.  We laughed, got undressed and lay down together.
We embraced and just lay together for quite a while, silently caressing and connecting, kissing every now and again.  He reached over and touched my leg, gesturing that I should open for him. I did and he quickly found my wetness and started fingering me.  First one finger...then two.  Still lying beside me, he didn't have the reach to penetrate me too deeply, but it felt good nonetheless.  By the time he had several fingers in use, I started to feel his cock growing hard against my thigh and I reached down and took it in my hand to help him along. As my hand ran over the head of his cock, I felt the wetness of pre-cum.  My favourite! It crossed my mind to sit up and suck his cock, but before I could do so, I was taken aback to find my hand full of wetness.  Did he just cum in my hand?  I said nothing…we had all afternoon and there was plenty of time for recovery…but to my surprise, moments later he rose and settled himself between my legs, slid into me and started to fuck me.
It seemed to me that L was having a real struggle.  He’d slide into me once, then pause.  Twice more, then stop.  Another stroke, grinding his cock hard into me…a look of intense concentration on his face.  I assumed he was trying very hard not to cum.  Though my mind understood this, my body struggled with patience as I wriggled beneath him, desperate for more - each time he stopped felt like torture.  After a couple repeats of this, he seemed to get by the difficulty and started fucking me with abandon.  Fucking while under the influence is not necessarily better, but certainly is different.  I find that I am more keenly aware of every touch, stroke and sensation.  In no time at all, I exploded in the most delicious orgasm and L was close behind.
We lay there, still connected for a while, but L’s erection did not subside, as would often be the case, so he just resumed fucking me.  I reached down between us and with my thumb resting on my piercing, I separated my fingers so that my index and middle fingers rested one on either side of his cock.  As he slid in and out of me, the sides of my fingers rubbed along the length of him.  That wasn't the first time I've done that - I sometimes like to touch and feel his cock with my hand as he fucks me.  I wondered if it made any difference to him - did that feel good to him?  Did it enhance the feeling for him? Or was it distracting?  I had never asked. He has never complained. After a longer session, he came again.
He pulled out and lay beside me.  We snuggled for a few moments and I think we dozed off for a bit.  He woke shortly after to see me intently staring at him.  He looked at me questioningly and I said I was deciding whether his eyebrows needed trimming.  He suggested that they were fine, but that he didn't want me near him with a sharp implement at the moment anyway.  I laughed and said I was fine and not stoned, but then made some other comment that had me giggling away and he said with a grin, "You are not fine!"

We were soon back at it again.  I offered to ride him, but since L didn't want me to over exert myself (I think L mentioned a while back that I've been ill lately - unfortunately, I continue to struggle with a profound lack of energy), I once again lay back and he took charge.  When he was done, I felt thoroughly used (but in the best possible way).  As he pulled away, I had a sudden urge and I blurted out, "Can I suck your cock?"  We both started laughing right away, not because of what I said, but how I had blurted it out so earnestly.  I sat up as he lay down beside me and I sucked his still turgid cock, the taste of both of us tantalizing my tongue.  At one point, I wanted to climb on top and ride that cock, but after three rounds, not only was I a bit tired, but I also thought I'd better take pity on the poor man and not overdo it.  

I moved up beside him and he decided to check his phone to see how we were doing for time.  We were both shocked to see the time.  We felt like hours had elapsed.  We had gone at least three rounds with little pause in between, had a snooze and cuddled and we had been there for only one hour!  In fact, we grabbed my phone to double check the time, we were so full of disbelief.  Both completely spent, we spent the remainder of our time together watching a movie and having a snack.

When the movie finished, we cleaned up, got dressed and packed up.  We kissed and went our separate ways.  I felt wonderfully sated and decidedly lethargic.  Tired, but a good tired.  Indeed, I curled up for a nap as soon as I got home.

L here - I am a terribly lazy blogger. V wrote this post weeks ago and asked me to go in and add my comments. I promptly forgot and a week later when she asked again I was suprised because I had thought she would have given up on me and went ahead and published. 

Now so much time has passed that whenever I think about the day all I can do is smile. A threefer in an hour while high... V's enthusiasm to give me dynamite blowjob... I guess there is only one thing I can do - roll a big fat joint, get V high and do it all again.