Friday, March 30, 2012

L's NPotW - The Power Stance

This week's Naughty Picture of the Week is inspired by a post by Ponyboy from Marriage in the Bedroom.

He's right - it does evoke a feeling of dominance!

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Friday, March 23, 2012

L's NPotW - Squeeze Play

Sometimes when I'm fucking V from behind, I just can't help myself.

She's such a handful - in more ways than one.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 3/20

31 Sexual Favours

31 Sexual Favours for her/him features 31 circular tokens promising a variety of sexual services that will leave your partner utterly satisfied. You could drop one in her purse or in his lunch as a hint of what’s to come later or to hint at what sexual delight you’d like to savor.

This TMI Tuesday let’s play our own 31 Sexual Favours. List 31 unique and exciting sexual activities or services you’d put on your very own tokens that are guaranteed to make you the favorite flavour of the week.

1. Good for a long massage after your hard day.

2. I'll give you a pedicure, then lick your toes before heading north.

3. For a blow job you won't soon forget.

4. Good for one prostate massage.

5. Tonight, I'll strap on my cock and service you.

6. Let me masturbate for you to get things warmed up.

7. I'm yours. You can do anything at all that you want to.

8. Join me for a hot and heavy make out session.

9. How about a session of titty fucking with a pearl necklace finale?

10. Tonight you can cum on my face.

11. Bind me with your rope and have your way with me.

12. Cover my nipples with the food of your choice, then lick it off.

13. Drip hot wax on my body until I squirm.

14. Use your crop to stripe my ass.

15. Ahh...the great outdoors! Good for one outdoor bang.

16. Vroom! Vroom! Good for one backseat blowjob.

17. One sex session in the car in the location of your choice.

18. Good for a slow and sensuous hand job.

19. Let me read you an erotic story while we're curled up in bed.

20. Good for one golden shower

21. Tonight you can cum wherever you want.

22. Let me try my hand at a foot job.

23. Good for one rimming session.

24. Join me for a round of anal sex.

25. Meet me at a hotel for a fun afternoon of play.

26. No restrictions tonight - bite me and bruise me wherever you like.

27. How about some rough sex, baby?

28. Good for a hot shower with a back scrub (among other things).

29. Meet me at the dungeon for some play time.

30. Let's wrestle - winner picks which hole. Think you can take me?

31.Let me eat a donut off your cock. :P

My goodness that was tough! I should really make these tokens....except for one or two, I think they'd all serve the purpose of getting him very revved up. Heck, I'm all hot and bothered just thinking them up!

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Friday, March 16, 2012

L's NPotW - V All Tarted Up

Click to see what happens when V puts tarts on her nipples!

Answers from last week:  Not only did I had V on a leash, but you could also see one of several bite marks on her back.

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Friday, March 9, 2012

L's NPotW - The Bottom on the Top

What is V whispering in my ear? That's for me to know ....

And now a quiz, who can name the two less than obvious but interesting features in this picture?

I'll give you a hint, both have featured in our pictures or posts before.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

TMI Tuesday - 3/6

Blast From the Past

This week’s TMI Tuesday consist of questions pulled from various TMI Tuesday posts from the year 2010. If you played with us back then and already answered these questions, feel free to reproduce your answers. It’s fine, there are a lot of new TMI Tuesday players. Of course, things have changed over time so you could give all new answers to the questions, too.


The link after the question is the URL of the blogger that created that TMI Tuesday question(s).

November 23, 2010 – Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? (

Yes! I like to call it "marriage". It's been years and years, though I stopped bothering to share sleeping accommodation after the six year mark.

November 9, 2010 – When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? (

Guess I'll have to try both to find out.

November 2, 2010 – Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal?

Yes, I would. Good people could get caught in these situations for lots of good reasons. *cough* It certainly doesn't affect their ability to function or be effective in other parts of their lives. We are all just human, after all. Who am I to judge?

October 11, 2010 – Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favorite genre? (

I have, but I really try to not get myself too revved up. I have enough problems lasting until the next time I see L without adding to it by watching porn. While masturbation is always an option, there are times that rather than getting relief from it, it has made the situation worse! When I do watch porn, I don't really have any particular favourite genres, though there are a few that I do dislike. I guess I watch amateurs on webcam the most.

September 7, 2010 – What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them? (

Our regular readers will know that I am quite shy, so someone who was too forward or being too "in my face" would shut me down completely. I can't handle that at all. I'd be like that cat trying to get away from Pepe LePew. I've been out with people that go on and on about how I look - I don't like that either - it's too embarrassing. The odd compliment is fine - though still embarrassing for me, I'll do my best to accept gracefully. Trying to coax me into bed and not taking no for an answer is also going to be something that will make me run a mile. It's a very special person that can make me feel comfortable enough for that right away.

Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive. Explain.
I'm never in park. I move between neutral and overdrive, depending on how long it's been since last time - and sometimes in spite of how long it's been since last time.

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Monday, March 5, 2012

We said: The Cosmo Donut Challenge

I read a blog post last week that amused me. Faile from Changing Views was writing about a topic she read about in a post on another blog. Both Faile - and Femi from Deviantly Romantic in turn - were discussing an article in Cosmo online called 31 Days of Hot Sex, where Cosmo provided 31 days of sexual "challenges" for their writer to try. I read Cosmo for the articles not for the pictures of topless models.

I am not a Cosmo reader and certainly wouldn't find that sort of publication at all interesting, but in fairness, I don't think I'm exactly the demographic Cosmo is writing for. This article, however, seemed particularly silly. So silly, in fact, that I even asked L, who I was chatting online with at the time, if any of the following would elicit any excitement from him at all: eating a donut off his penis; doing a "Dirty 360" (where you spin 360 degrees while remaining impaled on his cock); taking off all his clothes using only your mouth; grabbing him and kissing him passionately for a minute or sketching him nude. L's response? "The donut sounds funny." Men. Sigh. Sometimes I think V has too much time on her hands to read blogs. Maybe it's not her but the people at Cosmo. Sketching me nude, undressing me with her mouth? Pleeeasssseeeee. Whatever happened to good old sucking and fucking? BTW, V said it was ok to make comments in her post, I'm putting them in red so you can tell it's me and not V.

As it happens, I was seeing L the following day, so en route - just for laughs - I stopped off and picked up a couple donuts from the local Tim Horton's, Canada's donut shop of choice. I stood for several moments perusing the racks of donuts to decide which kind, because frankly, the holes in these donuts were far too small to fit L's cock through any of them! I hit upon an idea and ordered two honey crullers. These donuts, unlike all the others, are somewhat expandable, since they are much like an accordion!

After a seriously sexy round of doggy style fucking, we had some lunch and then decided to try out the donut. L removed the donut from the bag and suggested I'd need to remove some of the middle of the donut to make room for his cock. I stopped him just as he moved to widen out the hole. That method may have worked for other donut types, but not for a cruller. While the accordion shape allows for some expansion, it also makes it rather a fragile donut, so I didn't want to spoil the integrity of it right off the bat. Doggy style mmmmm, that harness was sure a good buy. Grab those and handles and pulling V back onto my cock was fucking amazing, or should that be amazing fucking? Oops sorry I forgot we were writing about donuts, so sorry.

As I took the donut from him, L suggested I suck him to get him hard prior to popping the donut on, but I felt it would be better if we could get the donut on while he was flaccid. Clearly, I had already put a lot of thought into how this was going to work! Overruled again, he left it to me and indeed, I was able to gently get it in place, without breaking penis or donut. I was quite pleased with myself and grabbed the camera right away, to L's amusement. He lay back to enjoy the proceedings. My cock looks like it's wearing one of those frilly clown collars in that picture.

The first thing I did was to gently lick off the residual sugar from the head of his cock. Once I took care of that, I took more of him in my mouth, sucking off the bits of sugar. He was hardening in my mouth and I shut my eyes and concentrated on swirling my tongue along his shaft as I slowly took his cock in and out of my mouth. I soon realized that L had gotten very hard indeed, so I pulled back and found that he had already destroyed the donut! The donut, ripped apart by his hardening cock, lay in pieces haphazardly around his shaft. As you can see from the picture above from my vantage point it looked like the donut had survived the inflation of my cock unscathed.

Not one to let a perfectly good donut go to waste, I popped a piece of the donut in my mouth. Love those crullers - they're like eating a lightly glazed cloud! I offered a piece to L, who declined. I finished the donut, then licked his cock and surrounding area to remove as much of the sugar as possible before sending him to wash up. I wanted to put that nice hard cock to use, but needed all that sugar residue off first! I figured that since V had done all the work she was entitled to the spoils of war.

He returned and I reprised my role as fluffer until he regained his previous splendour, at which point I lay back on the ground. Settling between my parted thighs, he entered me and fucked me soundly. We exploded into orgasm moments apart and languished with his still rigid cock sliding gently in my pussy for a short while before separating. He has a name you know - why do I feel like the stunt cock in this post?

Silly as the donut was, we had some fun with it. Okay, I know this could hardly be construed as "pushing boundaries", but certainly it falls under blog-worthy fun, no? I think so, now bend over so I can do you doggy style again.

Friday, March 2, 2012

L's Naughty Picture of the Week, Boobies in the Snow

V is a trooper.  Even when we were out in the snowstorm, she took the dare to flash her boobs

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