Our HNT #41

Since you liked last week's HNT so much with L's glow-in-the-dark rope

we thought you might also like to see the marks his rope left behind.

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TMI Tuesday - 8/23

1. When you go to a party, would you rather show up accidentally underdressed or overdressed?

I tend to wear very simple clothing and dress them up or down with accessories, so I can't imagine finding myself in this situation, as it can always be easily remedied. That being said, I think I'd feel more comfortable overdressed than underdressed.

2. What is something you have won and how did you win it? (Inspired by the An Optimistic Virgin)

I won a very large prize from a radio station once by answering a trivia question.

3. Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle, end, or top?

When it's new and fat, I squeeze from the middle, but once the tube is less full, I will move all the toothpaste to the top of the tube and then always squeeze from the bottom until it's all gone. I have my own toothpaste tube and don't have to share, but I wouldn't be at all bothered if I was sharing and the other person had a different approach.

4. What is something your parents used to say to you that you promised yourself you would never say–but now you catch yourself saying frequently?

In my culture, there are a million proverbs continually being thrown at you every day to illustrate the negative results of not listening, not obeying your parents, not being patient, being rude, etc. While I can't say that I repeat them now (while I do approach parenthood from the stricter side of the fence, I've always taken great care to not stifle and restrict my children with anywhere near as much fervour as my parents did me), I can say that they do sometimes pop into my head at certain times. It's interesting how age and experience have given me a different insight into what the words actually mean, though. Maybe these same sayings, delivered in heavily accented English, have something to do with my love for words today!

5. What 3 lies did you regularly tell your parents? If applicable, what 3 lies do you tell your parents now?

My parents were/are ridiculously strict. Even at my age now - a grown woman with grown kids - they treat me like I'm a recalcitrant teenager. I am forced to lie about my whereabouts, my plans and my situation (everything's fine, Mom!) with regularity.

6. What is something that you intended to do today but didn’t? Why not? Will you do it tomorrow?

I am super-organized and rarely do not accomplish tasks that I set out for myself within the imposed timeline. As a result, I did everything I set out to do today!

7. What is something that people do in traffic that really bothers you? (inspired by My Quest To Be A Good Girl)

It really bothers me when people honk their horns at other drivers. I find it rude and discourteous. On the very rare occasion that I've used my horn, it's always been to get the attention of another driver that's about to hit me or someone else.

8. Whose autographs have you collected? (You can stop at five, in case you’re an autograph hound or celebrity stalker).

I have met a number of famous people, but have never felt the need to request an autograph.

Bonus: Where do you go to find solitude, tranquility or connection to a higher power?

I don't need to be anywhere special to commune with a higher power, though I prefer to do so when it's quiet and without distractions. As far as seeking solitude and tranquility, I do so frequently - I couldn't cope with my life as it is if I didn't. Interestingly, the places that I would go to seek solitude and tranquility are the same places that also make me think of L - quietly walking, sitting or lying surrounded by the smells, sights and sounds of nature. Certainly there is a great sense of peace in those suroundings, made even more special by being able to share it in a totally comfortable way with someone else.

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She said: All By Myself

L is away on a family vacation. It is one of those rare occasions where he is completely out of touch until he returns. Instead of sticking with our regular he said/she said format this week, we decided that L could take a pass this week and not post and I would write something of my choosing. So...what to write about? I thought that since I love to cook, I could post my new recipe for gougère, but while that would be very yummy, it wouldn't be terribly sexy, not to mention that L would probably have a cow if I published a recipe in here. My next thought was to write up a story about one of our encounters, but without L publishing his half, that kind of sucks some of the fun out of that for me - it just doesn't seem right to publish without him. In fact, I won't even open the boxes from Eden Fantasys on my own - much like telling the stories of our encounters, it's so much more fun to do it together.

Speaking of Eden Fantasys, L was very thoughtful and gave me a couple toys to bring home to play with while he's away. I have very little privacy at home and have been half out of my mind with worry hoping that nobody finds them where I stashed them. I finally had the opportunity to check out that stash yesterday. I knew there was a dildo there (Big Ben), but I wasn't sure what else he had chosen for me. Turns out that the other item was the Rocks Off-120 mm bullet vibrator that needs to be reviewed for Eden Fantasys. When I saw that, I had a "eureka" moment...I'd play with the vibrator and write up the review as my post this week!

I've never played with sex toys completely on my own before. In fact, I've only ever played with toys together with L - mostly dildos, vibrators and anal plugs, but a few other things as well. Even on my recent business trip, I had L "there" with me via webcam, watching and cheering me on. I find they can really enhance and add another dimension to our play and I think I speak for us both when I say that we really do enjoy them. We had originally chosen this bullet vibe to use with Big Ben, which has a hole in the base to accommodate a bullet vibrator, however this vibe turned out to be far too large for that purpose - we really have to start using that 'View Actual Size' feature on the website - seems everything we've opened lately has been inordinately larger than expected!

I opened the package and removed the small disk that divided the battery contacts. It took me a couple seconds to figure out that twisting the cap turned it on/off, and engaged a very low vibration, but that the four additional speeds - which I'm going to call medium, high, extra-high and pulse - were run by toggling through the push button on the cap. One good thing right away was that the vibrator was pretty quiet. I was afraid of attracting attention if I used it in my room after bedtime - the last thing I'd need was someone knocking on my door to enquire why I would choose to use the hair trimmer (or whatever else they thought it sounded like) at midnight! Even though it was quite quiet, I chose to use it during the day and even then, only when I was (finally!) alone in the house for a short while, as a precaution.

The vibration felt quite strong even on the lowest level, so I first tried it through my clothing. Yeah, this was going to work like a charm. I stripped from the waist down and lay back in my bed. Comfortable, I started cycling the vibrator through the different levels, just to gauge the feel of them. I found the high and extra-high levels too intense, at least to start with. As I moved the vibe back to the lowest level and ran it lengthwise along my slit, I was taken back to a memory with L - how he will sometimes slot his cock in in the same way and slide it along me, the head of his penis rubbing over my clit with every stroke. It felt amazingly good! Switching it up a bit, I penetrated myself with the vibrator. It is not at all long or girthy, but it certainly made for an interesting sensation as I rested it on my pubic bone.

I moved the vibrator back to the previous position and jacked up the vibration....then again....and again, scrolling through the different speeds gradually....and by the time I got to pulse mode, I was pulsing myself, cumming rather intensely. I had to remove the vibrator right away, though - I was far too sensitive to leave it in place, regardless of the setting. Turning it off, I lay there catching my breath. Wow. I just wanted to curl up and sleep after such a hard orgasm, but unfortunately there was dinner to cook and other things to be done. One of L's favourite edicts came to mind - "suck it up, Princess". I smiled as I went and got myself cleaned up and resumed my day. Only a few more sleeps until L will be back - we are overdue for some fun and I can't wait!

Our HNT #40

I was wandering around at the hardware store recently and couldn't resist

buying some rope for L....but not just any rope....this was special rope.

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She said: L To The Rescue!

It was a Tuesday night. I was alone in a hotel room for the second night in a row, horny as hell....and L was more than a thousand miles away back home. Travelling on business alone sucks - unfortunately L had some work commitments of his own and had been unable to join me.

Thank goodness for IM! I fired up my laptop and logged into my IM client to see if L was online. He was and I pinged him and we started to talk. The conversation flowed around until I finally told him how horny I was. He encouraged me to play with our new toy, Big Ben, that he had given to me out of our mischief bag to take with me on the trip. That's L's name for our new dildo, by the way - it's huge, veiny and has a hole in the bottom to accommodate a small bullet vibrator.

Sex toys are new to me - I've told you I've led a sheltered life - I guess you could also consider me a late bloomer, in a way. Although I've had lots of thoughts and feelings - even from a fairly young age - about sexual things I'd like to try, I've never had the outlet to do so. Trust me, though there haven't been that many, every single partner I've ever had would be horrified by some of the things L and I do! Until I met L, I had never even so much as tried a vibrator. Old habits die hard, so when I'm horny, I don't think to reach for vibrators or dildos, I just arrange to go visit L. I brought Big Ben with me as L had instructed me to, but I hadn't even opened the package, instead choosing to try and ignore my horniness for as long as possible, holding out until I could see him again.

L knows me too well, though. He knew that I probably wouldn't use Big Ben on my own, so he made a suggestion that was too good to pass up. He suggested that we could connect via webcam and "play" a little that way. Having never done that before either, I was a bit intrigued. I agreed and we spent several minutes working out how to connect and ended up switching clients in order to get things going. When I saw his face pop up I'm sure I was grinning from ear to ear.

I felt oddly self-conscious. Why? I'm not sure. L has literally been over every inch of my body and I'd think nothing of sitting in front of him the same way in person, yet still I felt kind of embarrassed and shy on the webcam - perhaps because I could see myself on the screen also. Forcing myself to push that aside, I stripped off my clothes and threw a condom over Big Ben. L also got rid of his clothes and there we sat, naked and facing each other. I smiled at him and he smiled back and I held up Big Ben to show him. Tilting the monitor so that L could watch, I rubbed the head of it back and forth over my slit before slowly penetrated my body with the massive dildo - and it was massive! Very thick and longer than I could take, as it happens. When I got to the point where I could go no further comfortably, there was still a good two inches of cock left! I experimented with that for a bit and after deciding I really could go no further, I looked up and said, "I can't take any more." L said, "That's okay, you don't have to take it all. Fuck yourself for me."

I starting sliding the cock in and out of me. While doing that, I watched the screen with rapt attention, watching L watching me work Big Ben while he stroked his hard cock. I'd never seen a man masturbate before and I was very aroused by it. Eyes half closed, I imagined that the dildo was L's cock, taking long, slow strokes, then harder, shorter ones as he fucked me. I rested the heel of my hand on my clit and applied pressure as my fingers worked to maneuver the giant cock, trying to angle it to stimulate my g-spot at the same time. While I work the cock and it stretched me to my limits, I was mesmerized by L's cock. It looked hard as a rock and the lovely curve was more pronounced. I so badly wished I could take it in my mouth and suck him until he shot his load down my throat, but I'd have to wait for another day for that.

L said he was close and I picked up the pace a bit, one hand on my clit and the other working the cock. Seriously turned on, I could feel the pressure building and I stared at L's cock, silently but intently willing him to cum; I wanted to see that so badly. Moments later, cum started oozing out of his cock, sliding down the length of him. Several more spurts followed. At that point, an orgasm raced through me as I came too.

We cleaned up and settled down to continue our chat, killing the webcam connection - nice as it would have been to continue our chat face to face, it's a bit risky for L and definitely not something I would have been able to do from home. He kept me company until bedtime. I'd be back home the following day and we made plans for our next assignation before signing off for the night. I was looking forward to it.

He Said: Hotel Sex, Virtually

V was out of town on business but through devious planning on my part she had "Big Ben" the newest of our selections of dildos that we have received from the friendly sex toys vendor Eden Fantasys. Not having used the handy dandy ""see it in real size"" feature of the Eden Fantasy's website both of us were surprised at the size of the dildo when it arrived, hence the nickname "Big Ben".

As V and I IM'd and she told me how horny she was I suggested we video chat and she give "Big Ben" a test drive. After we got the technical details worked out I was greeted with a view of V's bare pussy. It looked so yummy I almost wanted to lick my laptop screen. As part of the deal I had stripped down, covered myself with a towel and was playing with my cock for V. So began my first video assisted cyber sex session. I watched as V slowly worked the dildo into her pussy and imagined it was my cock slipping into her as I stroked. Though not as good as being there it was better than the solitary masturbation experience.

As V worked more of the monster toy into her pussy I got harder and harder. As V started to work it back and forth she started to make the noises I've heard many times before. She couldn't fit the whole thing in so there was still a few inches of the silicone monster exposed as she worked it faster. As she sped up her thrusting I sped up my stroking. I told V what a naughty girl she was for playing with the big veiny toy on webcam. V may have led a sheltered life but there is lots of naughty bottled up in her and talking about it makes her even hotter. Webcams don't give the best view but I was watching intently to see if I could see her squirt when she came but then I felt my own orgasm approaching. I told V to watch closely as the cum began to ooze out of my cock, a bit more stimulation - physical from me, aural and visual from V - and then my cum spurted in the air. That was what it took to push V over the edge as she came too.

I cleaned up and V and I chatted for a few more minutes before we signed off for the night, satiated for now.

Our HNT #39

We ordered a fun play item online and due to an unfortunate mixup, our paid order went astray. As a result, when everything was straighted out, they sent us our original item, plus these cute threaded and beaded clothes pins as an extra treat. We enjoyed trying them out!

*click* to pull them off......

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